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Why AI chatbot of your older self won’t stop you from making stupid decisions

If I only knew then, what I know now…” It is a lament the young do not understand, for they do not know that they do not know. But as time passes — sometimes in days, sometimes in years — many people have wanted to go back and counsel, scold and guide themselves to better decisions. Some may wish to go back only a day, and caution their past selves against that fifth drink, or the late-night binge eating.
For others, regrets can span years and even a lifetime. It may be that, after slaving away at a job for decades, someone may want to go back and quit, when time and opportunity allowed them to. Now, AI is trying to allow people to talk to younger versions of themselves.
According to a report in The Guardian, researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) have built an AI-powered chatbot that simulates a user’s older self and dishes out advice. The profile picture is aged — wrinkles, grey hair and perhaps a bit of wisdom in the eyes — to make the faux time travel feel more authentic.
It gives career advice, tells people to cherish their parents, and shares any number of other pearls of wisdom. If the advice sounds a little corny, users have only themselves to blame — the chatbot is based on their behaviour and inputs. Unfortunately, though, it’s unlikely to alter the course of lives.
The problem with the “I wish I’d known then what I know now” aspiration is, as Terry Pratchett pointed out, “when you got older you found out that you wasn’t you then. You then was a twerp.” It takes a life filled with regrets and what-ifs to gain the wisdom to give advice. Ignoring the advice of elders is what being young is often about. A chatbot won’t change that. If kids were so keen on perspective, they would just listen to their parents.

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Perhaps (adverb) – maybe, for all I know, for all you know शायद

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Alter
(verb) – change, make changes to, make different, make alterations to बदलना

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Often
(adverb) – frequently, in many instances, repeatedly, again and again

अक्सर

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Decade (noun) – A period of ten years.

दशक

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Lament
(noun) – A cry of sorrow and grief

विलाप

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Scold
(verb) – Reprimand, Reproach, Rebuke, Admonish, Caution

डाँटना

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Counsel
(noun) – advice, guidance, guidelines, attorney

सलाह

 

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Keen
(adjective) – eager, acute, enthusiastic, penetrating

उत्सुक

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Perspective
(noun) – Viewpoint, standpoint, outlook, view, perception, angle

दृष्टिकोण

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Aspiration
(noun) – ambition, desire, hope, goal, dream

आकांक्षा

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Unlikely
(adjective) – Improbable, doubtful, implausible, dubious, questionable

असंभावित

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Wisdom
(noun) – Knowledge, insight, understanding, enlightenment, prudence,

बुद्धिमत्ता

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Point out (phrasal verb) – Indicate, Highlight, Mention, Note, Specify

इंगित करना

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Sound (verb) – Seem, Appear, Resonate, Echo, Reverberate

लगना

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One’s old self (phrase) – The person one used to be, earlier version of oneself, former self, past self

अपने पुराने रूप

 

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Selves (noun) – Plural of self, individual identities, versions of oneself, personal identities

स्वयं

 

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Binge eating (noun) – Overeating, gluttony, excessive eating, compulsive eating, overeating spree

अधिक भोजन करना

 

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Span (verb) – Extend over, cover, bridge, stretch across, encompass

फैलाना

 

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Slave away (phrasal verb) – Work hard, toil, labor, grind, work tirelessly

कठोर परिश्रम करना

 

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Simulate (verb) – Imitate, replicate, mimic, model, reproduce

अनुकरण करना

 

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Dish out (phrasal verb) – Distribute, give out, dispense, serve, hand out

बाँटना

 

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Wrinkle (noun) – Crease, line, fold, crinkle, furrow

झुर्रियाँ

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Faux (adjective) – Fake, false, imitation, artificial, synthetic

नकली

 

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Cherish (verb) – Treasure, value, appreciate, hold dear, care for

संजोना

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Corny (noun) – Cliché, overly sentimental, trite, banal, hackneyed

सुनने में अजीब

 

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Course (noun) – Direction, path, route, trajectory, way

दिशा

 

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Twerp (noun) – Fool, idiot, simpleton, dolt, nitwit

मूर्ख

 

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Regret (noun) – Remorse, sorrow, repentance, lament, dissatisfaction

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